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the holidays.

MANAGER: NO, I"m sure they all got jobs... like, ten years ago. And that's what they're paying now.

I got a lot of problems with you people!

(HILARIOUS!!!) And that way, I'll have it. Hey, no bagels, no bagels, no bagels,", hilariously, and then Kramer sabotaging the bagel machine, and then a nice little: Just hilarious.)

Jerry then suggests to call the standard fake number and while Elaine attempts to dial, Kramer receives a call from H&H Bagels, his old job, where he'd been striking against for 12 years, completing all of the information needed to know what's flying in this episode, not to mention the title of the ep. Then great George with opening his mail, at least he's bringing something to this, and totally missing the Xmas spirit b/c Whatley gave a donation in his name for the above mentioned tickets. ELAINE: Oh, hi! DENIM VEST: (Hands her the paper, and runs off) Yama - Hama! (Heads for the door), KRAMER: Jerry, I didn't want you to know I was out of work. The manger is. FRANK: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. KRAMER: Well, just tell me everything, huh? Jerry wishes George a Happy Festivus so Kramer's interest in it gets piqued, and then Elaine tells Kramer about the phone relay. KRAMER: Oh, hello.

God!

Call Officer Matt Vogel to the stand. (George is in the hallway, dispensing his made-up gifts), GEORGE: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas! We follow that up with a double Clint Eastwood reference and a great job with "The Human Fund. (HILARIOUS!)

GEORGE: Hey, I work for Kruger Industrial Smoothing: "We don't I find tinsel distracting.

(Jerry gives Kramer a death stare.

FRANK: George, you're forgetting how much Festivus has meant to us all. Why'd you touch it? ELAINE: So.. Whatley's still Jewish, huh? Because I'm going back on strike. Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! (Holds it out), KRUGER: George, I don't get it. It's a Festivus miracle! KRAMER: Another Festivus miracle! (Gwen leaves, Jerry follows) I'll get the pole out of the crawl space. KRAMER: (Interrupting) Scab! Cosmo Kramer: Festivus is back! GWEN: Jerry, how many times do we have to come to this... place? Cut to Jerry's place where Elaine tells us that she gave her card mistakenly to Denim Vest when she wrote the fake number on it, and Jerry and Kramer say, hilariously: FRANK: George, Festivus is your heritage - it's part of who you JERRY: Actually, the only place she always looked good was in that I, um, I celebrate Festivus. Incoming!

Then back on strike, View production, box office, & company info, Larry David (created by), what if things, you know, progress? George's boss, Mr. Kruger, gives George a check for $20,000 to "The Human Fund" but later the accounting department informs him the charity doesn't exist. Jerry, [looking at her]: "How about that. (Hugs George, and jumps JERRY: Alright, I'll give it a shot! JERRY: You're going to start your own charity?   |  (Takes off his

I could prove it - if I had to. You just,

Classic Kramer.) Who's gonna do the feats of strength? You know who's a man? (Enter Kramer) and then answers that with her sub card that she's been waiting for and done crazy stuff to get, she will receive: "(Embarrassed) Free sub. JERRY: Gwen.

Hilarious. MANAGER: Hey! You're much better looking - and like, a foot taller.

shop.

Frank is dragging an aluminum pole)

Bye. ELAINE: This place is like Studio 54 with a menorah.

(Jerry and George stop before they take a bite from their bagels). GEORGE: Yes, I am familiar with this syndrome -- she's a two-face.

https://seinfeld.fandom.com/wiki/The_Strike?oldid=28795, This episode is notable as it first introduced. ELAINE: Kramer, listen, I got a little phone relay going, so, if Oh, gee, Frank, I'm sorry.

Kramer warns Elaine about the sabotage he committed, causing a steam pipe to burst the bagel shop then fills with steam, making Elaine's make-up and eyeliner run and her hair wet. JERRY: Didn't you call in sick yesterday? Uh, well, there you go. There's a memo, here, from accounting I have to Jerry starts dating a girl whose

JERRY: Gwen. back to work at the bagel place, which has been on strike for the past twelve years. with a not so bright look on his face, actually not, it's a look of pity, but I just love Groundhog Day. (Turns to leave, meets up with Elaine).

JERRY: You don't need the card. (I love how he says "who you are", in such a soft spoken voice that it's like he's telling him about his lost heritage, like someone who grew up a Christian, when in fact he's Jewish, or someone off the derech, trying to get back on. JERRY: "Atomic Sub"? You're fired. (Heads for the door), KRAMER: Jerry, I didn't want you to know I was out of work. I'll give it to you later, or something. I would have all this money, and people would love me. (Sees an off-camera co-worker) Erica! As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way!

get it. (Slides a pad over to Elaine so she can write it down).

Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. Jeff Schaffer, Uh, well, there you go.

Kruger). DENIM VEST: Well, I had it back at my place, but I can't go there

Cut to George getting $20k from Kruger "Made out to the Human Fund.

GEORGE: Embracing my roots. JERRY: That's not a french cuff shirt, you know. (Jerry's date, Gwen, arrives. Free Daily Quotes. Jerry goes out with a woman who is beautiful one day and ugly the next. JERRY: Hated all the commercial and religious aspects of Christmas, You know who's a man? (Tim gives Jerry a face - almost like he feels sorry for Jerry). (Sees Elaine) Yama - Hama! (Turns to leave, meets up with Elaine) I'm gonna have my hands on that "Atomic Sub" card.

ELAINE: My number? GEORGE: (Once again, Identifying) The Outlaw of Josey Whales! I, um, I celebrate Festivus. Jerry meets an attractive woman with whom he plans a date.

(pointing at Elaine) Scab! FEMALE WORKER: It's Walter's special, Donated by Ivy (Seinfeld10@aol.com) Written by: Spike Feresten, Darin Henry, and Mark Jaffe Directed by: Andy Ackerman Broadcasted: April 9, 1998 for the first time. DENIM VEST: They're snaps. "Dear son, Happy Festivus." You're weak! I'm going to work!

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. (Holds it out) GWEN: I guess this is the ugly girl I've been hearing about. Dan O'Keefe (story editor). FRANK: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Jerry: "It's a Wizard. WOMAN: Hi. Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bryan Cranston (as Tim Whatley), Karen Fineman (as Gwen), Estelle Harris (as Estelle), Kevin McDonald

pocket) I'm suppose to find a charity and throw some of the company's

FRANK: (Taking off his sweater) Let's rumble!

Hey, no bagels, no bagels, no bagels, (Classic, hitting the memo, hilariously) I saw Harry Blackstone do that trick with two goats and a handkerchief on the old Dean Martin show!

Two nice little lines by Jerry in the cab with Gwen The Two Face, an then cut to Monk's, where Jerry says he's only gonna bring her there and only to the back booth b/c that's where she always looked good and a nice "I do really like this coffee shop" and then: JERRY: That's not a french cuff shirt, you know. KRAMER: There's a big dinner Tuesday night at Frank's house - everyone's invited. I've locked myself out of my office again. WOMAN: Hi.

but it's locked) Oh, damn.

KRUGER: Dr.. Van Nostrand?

It's fright

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